Thursday, September 30, 2010

This Week's Car Rental

Dear H*,
I would like to thank you for promoting me to President's Circle status, it makes me feel really good about myself when I see that designation listed below my name on your paperwork. I had been under the impression that this would give me the peace of mind and satisfaction of receiving well-cared for and a little bit nicer than normal cars, when renting with you, but I had no idea that it also included cars that had their own internal ecosystems!  When I picked my car up in the rental lot, it felt extra warm and humid inside but I just chalked that up to external temperatures and the potential that the car had spent a fair amount of time lounging in the warm parking lot. Imagine my surprise, the following morning, when I opened my car door and felt a blast of heat and dampness emanating from the inside of the car, especially when it had been so chilly overnight!  You gave me a rainforest car!  I realized then that the odd smell was just an attempt to replicate the smell of the rainforest plant-life and animals!  I wonder if you thought I was travelling with children or if you just thought Evansville wasn't going to be exotic enough for me?  Regardless, thank you very much and I look forward to my next adventure with you!
Love,
JW

P.S.  The loose suspension and steering added a nice touch of adventure :)

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