Dear H* Rent-A-Car,
Thank you for once again considering my needs and insuring that I would have to present inside the barely air conditioned #1 Gold Club hut at SFO. Even though my name appeared on the board today (unlike last week), when I went to the spot as directed (#127), there was no car--i.e. the spot was empty. Since the car was obviously stolen from the premises, I would like to make sure that I will not be charged for 2 cars as I am only capable of maneuvering one car at a time. Also, thank you for giving me a smelly version of the Nissan Altima. I can assure you, that unlike my coworker BBQ, I will not leave said car running over night.
As well, I would like to let you know formally that I have, in fact, updated my #1 Gold 5 Star profile to include "Volvo S80 Sedan" as my preferred vehicle. While I do not expect to actually be afforded the luxury of driving such a vehicle, I wanted to let you know that I will always decline a Chrysler Town and Country. The same goes for anything in the "compact" class.
Sincerely,
L
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